Who Is Cowtown Pattie?

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I was Lillie Langtry in another life, and might have a crush on Calamity Jane.

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

"Bad Prose By Any Other Name... Is Still Bad"

As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire, highly functional yet pleasingly formed, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching for experienced hands, the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners begging to be inspected and adjusted as described in chapter seven of the shop manual.

I suspect a lot of TT's posts might be fodder for this competition. Thanks to Phil at Collected Miscellany for the link and the self-conscious laughs!

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