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Monday, October 18, 2010

Well-behaved Women Never Make History

And Mystery Woman proves my point!

From Blog of Ages:

People who have just met her immediately put her in a “nice woman” box because she is a retired elementary school media specialist. But those of us who have been around her for any length of time know that she gets up every morning, gargles obscenities and brushes her teeth with barbed wire.

If you see us in a restaurant, and if you have noisy small children with you, run for your lives. If you don’t, it can get ugly.

Likewise if you like to talk in movie theaters. She has a patent on withering stares.


Go Mystery Woman, Go!

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