Don't Laugh!

Borrowed, but altered from that mysterious "Luz":

Things I’ve done are shown in bold

1. Bought everyone in the bar a drink
2. Swam with wild dolphins
3. Climbed a mountain (Lost Mine Trail - Chisos Mountains)
4. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
5. Been inside the Great Pyramid (nope, but does that indoor gym-thingy at Braums Ice Cream Parlor count?)
6. Held a tarantula (how about torching one with a roman candle? I was a wild child)
7. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
8. Said “I love you’ and meant it!
9. Hugged a tree
10. Bungee jumped
11. Visited Paris (If you add ", Texas")
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea (yes and while racing to get back to the dock in a wee bay boat)
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise
14. Seen the Northern Lights
15. Gone to a huge sports game (Astros at the Astrodome count?)
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables (Well, hell yes.)
18. Touched an iceberg
19. Slept under the stars
20. Changed a baby’s diaper (a gazillion of 'em)
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
22. Watched a meteor shower (Ah, Kman knows this firsthand *smooch*)
23. Drunk tequila
24. Given more than you can afford to charity
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope (Best place, too, Davis Mountains)
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment (ahem)
27. Had a food fight
28. Bet on a winning horse
29. Asked out a stranger (well, not "out", but to dance)
30. Had a snowball fight
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
32. Held a lamb
33. Seen a total eclipse
34. Ridden a roller coaster
35. Scored a winning goal
36. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
39. Visited all 5 continents
40. Taken care of someone who was drunk
41. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
42. Watched wild whales
43. Stolen a sign
44. Backpacked
45. Taken a road-trip
46. Gone rock climbing (sort of)
47. Midnight walk on the beach
45. Gone sky diving
49. Taken a train through Europe
50. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
51. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table, and had a meal with them
52. Milked a cow
53. Alphabetized your CDs
54. Sung karaoke
55. Lounged around in bed all day
56. Gone scuba diving
57. Kissed in the rain
58. Gone to a drive-in theatre
59. Started a business
60. Taken a martial arts class
61. Been in a movie
62. Crashed a party
63. Gone without food for 5 days
64. Gotten a tattoo
65. Got flowers for no reason
66. Performed on stage (uh - high school follies)
67. Been to Las Vegas
68. Recorded music
69. Eaten shark
70. Buried one/both of your parents
71.Been on a cruise ship
72. Spoken more than one language fluently
73. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
74. Walked a famous bridge (the Regency Bridge near Locker, Texas - famous in Texas, anyway!)
75. Had plastic surgery
76. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived
78. Wrote articles for a large publication
79. Tried to lose weight seriously
80. Piloted an airplane
80. Petted a stingray(nope, but I stepped on one while flounder fishing at night)
81. Broken someone’s heart
82. Broken a bone
83. Eaten sushi
84. Had your picture in the newspaper
85. Parasailed
86. Skipped all your school reunions
87. Shaved your head
88. Caused a car accident
89. Pretended to be “sick”
90. Swam in the Pacific Ocean (Oahu, and Mazatlan)
91. Saved someone’s life
92. Fainted
93. Been in the room while someone is giving birth
94. Hitchhiked
95. Adopted a child
96. Been caught daydreaming
97. Been to the Painted Desert
98. Called off a wedding engagement
99. Donated your blood
100. Had and out-of-body experience