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Tuesday, August 31, 2004

Chocolate Lovers Live Longer!

Chocolate is good for you! Well, duh! Women have known this for a long time, fellas, ever since we dipped those apple slices in hot melted Hersheys and hand-feed them to you.

A 1.4 ounce bar of dark chocolate provides twice the antioxidants of a glass of red wine. (Although, it is rumored that red wine is a better aphrodisiac, Pattie has no comment.)

So, for a nice healthy treat, try heating a mug of milk, and stir in a hunk of Dove Dark chocolate, add a dash of cinnamon. Cheers!



4 comments:

Elisson said...

As a Texan, you will appreciate the virtues of Mexican chocolate. Yes, I'm talking about The Little Grandma - Abuelita. Get it at your local grocery store.

Take one of those honkin' big tablets - they're pre-scored for your convenience. Crack that bad boy in four pieces. Take one or two of those chunks, put it in a mug of milk, then nuke 'til hot. Mix well. Mmmmmm. Chocolate. Cinnamon. Gooood.

Editor said...

Personally I believe in both red wine and chocolate. Just not at the same time.

Kimberly said...

Good red wine... then good dark chocolate. No such thing as too many antioxidants, is there?

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