Girl Scout Cookies Can Lead to Sin?

Oh boy, just when I thought Waco was through looking like the world's biggest nutcase Texas city, this puts the Wacko back in Waco.

We all know how sinfully delicious Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies are. I sold them myself once upon a time ( then, they were 50 cents a box - do the math), but this little news wafer takes the cake.

Ding Dong
"Honey, there's a cute little Girl Scout at the door selling cookies, wanna buy some?"
" Oh Heavens no! Tell her we refuse to give money to abortionists. Give her the Pro Life pamplet, dear, the one with all the graphic photographs, and tell her to peddle her products of sin somewhere else."
"But, darling, she is only 7 years old!"
"Yeah, well, show her the 'No Solicitors' sign as well!"

Good news is the Girl Scouts in Waco are selling more cookies than ever, thanks to the sanctimonious efforts of John Pisciotta, director of Pro-Life Waco and an associate professor of economics at Baylor University.

To Mr. Pisciotta (whose name could be the source of some great one-liners!), I say... nonnie, nonnie, boo, boo, Shame on YOU!