A Texan, of course!
Found Aquaria while searching book cover images with Fabio, and wow, this is a great blog!
Don't let the Fabio reference keep you from stopping by her place. Most of her posts are far more serious.
Warning: if you are a uber conservatiive, Rampaging PMS might not be your Shiner Bach, but dang I love reading feisty Texas woman writers who remind me of my adored Molly Ivins.
Ya'll stop by and say Pattie sent ya.