Category Seven: Famous Cows
You have two cows. They sit on the bust of Pallas just above your chamber door. Which is a pity, because it was expensive.
The Raven (2)
You have two cows. Only this, and nothing more.
The Telltale Heart
You have two cows. You kill them and bury them beneath the floorboards. The sound of their mooing drives you mad.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Using the Infinite Improbability Drive, you accidentally turn yourself into two cows.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2)
You have two cows, neither of which know where the tea is.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (3)
You have two cows, but you don't know where your towel is.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (4)
You have two cows. Don't Panic!
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (5)
You have 42 cows.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (6)
You have two cows. One is accidentally killed by Arthur Dent, then bitches about it.
You have two cows. One of them is the doppelganger of the other. You, too, are one of the cows, though it's not clear which one. You go mad trying to figure out which is the original.
The Cask of Amontillado
You have two cows. You get them really drunk and brick them up in your basement wall. "For the love of God, Moo-tressor!" "Yes," you smile. "For the love of God!"
Keepin time, time, time,
In a sort of Runic rhyme,
To the reeling of moos--
Of the moos, moos, moos, moos--
To the reeling and the pealing
Of the moos, moos, moos,
Moos, moos, moos, moos--
To the moaning and the groaning of the moos.
I can carry nearly eighty gigs of cows in my head.
Grazing is being Hungry.
Running Free is being Eaten.
Having Two Cows is being Without Livestock.
Two cows are watching you.
You have two cows. Your neighbor has two cows. Between the two of you, there are five cows.
You have two cows. That is Doubleplusungood.
Here's how to make real cows.
Do androids dream of two electric cows?
You had two cows, but then you beamed them down and couldn't beam them up again because of obscuring Pallathean energy mists. Och, captain!
You have two, relatively normal-looking cows. But every new cow you get has fascinating and progressively more complex head-ridges.
Two wise cows you have. Well-versed in the ways of the Moo they are. One cow asks the other cow to push him off the building, and when he does, the first cow seriously regrets it. The both carry sabers of coloured milk.
You have two cows. But wait!! One is an mad knight errant and the other a cantankerous but funny squire. They have decided to battle a windmill.