New Love Boat Port of Call - Austin, Texas

Wanna know the top city for love? This site for the best dating cities in the US will help you improve your swing. Not surprisingly, Austin, Texas, is THE choice for mating, uh, dating it seems. Wonder if the fact that Austin residents also had the highest expenditures on alcohol purchased away from home has any impact on the ease of finding love in the Cupid Capitol. Everybody knows Shiner is better than costly plastic surgery for improving looks. Just has to be used liberally and timely. If condom sales are rising, it must be spring in Austin...

Last one in at Hippie Hollow is a weenie!